Banished!

Rick is off detailing the Subaru right now. He told me that he was embarrassed to drive my car any more. I am happy to have him clean it. He does such a wonderful job. I on the other hand should be cleaning the house while he is gone but the sirens song of the computer called.
I was banished last night. Yes I spent the night in the Jeff Gordon bedroom on the futon. I was snoring uncontrollably last night. It didn't matter if I was on my side or my stomach...I snored. Once I came into this room, I woke myself up a few times. I knew that Rick was exhausted. He woke me up several times in 2 hours trying to get me to stop snoring. He was even calling me Michele not Shel. I knew that he would never sleep so I came in here to help him out. I still woke myself up a few times!
It is time for me to go put dishes away and vacuum. If you know of any good ways to stop snoring let me know. I have tried the breath right strips and all sorts of different sprays and they don't seem to work.