Lunch Break

I was at my usual lunch hang out, the park near my work. There was only one other car in the entire parking lot when a 3rd decided to join us. This lady parked 10 feet from me! I do not understand this type of behavior. Seriously, we have over 1,000 sq ft available to park and she parks right next to me.
So what do I do? I backed up my car and moved. I was not going to have someone that close to me.
Not much later another car drives up. I look over and watch the passenger take off his jacket, put it in the backseat and commence to make out with the driver. Fortunately she was female. Nevertheless, this was some "Get a room" action. Eventually they stopped and I assume ate some food. I couldn't see that well but yes, I did continue to monitor their actions. If there was going to be a nudie show during lunch, I was going to make sure I saw it because as we all know, I have my camera in my purse! Alas, no such luck.
I eventually lost interest and went back to my book.
About 20 min later I see the couple getting out of the car and into their trunk. Then the lady starts walking towards me. I think...Oh crap! What does she want. I open my window part way and she asks if I have jumper cables. HAHAHA Their battery died!
I being the kind person I am drove over to help them out, because yes I do have jumper cables in the car. While getting them I found a few other things I have in the back of my car. My Utah Ute flag, window shades, a roll of toilet paper and an entire box of tampons!
The moral of the story...I could find a new place that was a little more secluded for lunch but I sure wouldn't get this type of free entertainment. Oh yeah, make sure your isn't going to die if you are going to go make out in it at a park.