I was doing a bit of figuring out all the things my Google account can do, including showing me a quick way to check on my
blog stalking when I came across this
list. I think that it is great. I have add my own comments in
red.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
(There is more to it than just deleting. I suggest crashing the entire hard drive and even then you aren't 100% safe)2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. (But you always keep fighting!)
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
(Most everything I type is in this font so just assume it is sarcastic)5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
(I learned how to do this on Martha Stewart. I am pretty dang good at it too now. this however is not sarcasm but truth.)6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
(Nope)7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
(AMEN)
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
(fortunately this isn't really how I feel)10. Bad decisions make good stories.
(Hahaha they sure do)11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
(Apparently it struck already today)12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
(Agreed)13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper to which I swear I did not make any changes.
(ALWAYS save, just in case)14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this—ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
(Then again I do NOT leave my house without makeup. The day i do, I will see someone who I never wanted to see me without makeup. There is a previous blog about this but it was during my non-tagging time so I am not going to find it.)17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
(They are labeled with DO NOT ANSWER)18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
(Mine however DOES have a light even if it isn't and LED light)20. I told gave my daughter the job of mating socks the other day. She looked at me with worry in her eyes and said, “But mom, what will we do if we end up with a whole bunch of baby socks?”
