

I made a little run over to Thanksgiving Point today to pick up some treats. While there I saw a person sitting out by their car with their dog. I have no idea what type it was...it looked like maybe a mini-greyhound = UGLY! It got me thinking about dogs...I am just not a dog person.
I sure love the dogs that live with my mom, Tomba and Picabo and really miss their baby Keely BUT I don't miss them. I don't miss their barking, their shedding, their pooping, their shedding I think you get the picture.

Rick has also had dogs in the past. We both agree that we will never again have a dog. We both love knowing that there is no dog fur on our clothing. I don't care if your dog "doesn't shed." There will be dog hair. People don't shed, well most people, but there is still people hair all over. (We happened to have a hairy monster that lives in the Jeff Gordon toilet. It has hair the EXACT same color as mine and often as long as I mine. I have no idea how it got in there. We flush it away every day but it keeps coming back. Dang Hairy Monster!)
Back to the dogs, I think about Maddy and her cat this summer. She had to find a baby-sitter for her cat for the 8 weeks she was in Mexico. It led to weeks of horrible torture for her. Even now she refers to
Lexy as The Devil. When I still lived at my mom's, we had to find someone to come and let the dogs out any time we wanted to go out of town. Fortunately Tomba and Picabo do not need someone there all the time with them. They seem to be happy to be alone all day but still, making sure someone would let them out twice a day wasn't always easy.
Then there were the people who had me house/dog sit back when I was 18. They had a St Bernard and this was before Tomba and Picabo. This dog hated me! He barked so much and he was way bigger than I was. These people wanted me there all the time with this dog. It just wasn't going to happen. I had to have my boyfriend who was 6'8" come over and help because I couldn't stand to be around the dog.

Growing up our neighbors mostly had dobermans, rottweilers and german shepherds. Those dogs used to scare me. They don't so much anymore but still, I don't LIKE them. I SO did not like going to my cousins' house with their variety of german shepherds. I am told that the first was just the sweetest dog in the world. Well if that is the case, why was my uncle outside yelling at the top of his lungs at it?

I don't like dogs that stink and slobber. Way too many of them do both. Tomba and Picabo, they stink a good portion of the time.
There are many good things about dogs, I loved spending time with Tomba outside while I worked in the yard and he protected the compound by barking at anyone that happened to come into his view. Picabo, well Jimito sums it up: He was sleeping over one day and told my mom he was scared of the monsters and bad guys. (This kid plays WAY too many video games with his dad and has created such an imagination that we have to ask if he is real scared or pretend scared.) My mom said well don't worry I am here to protect you. That wasn't good enough so she told him that Jesus would protect him. Again, not good enough. Then Picabo came barging down the hall as the polar bear she is. Jimmy said, "Picabo Bites. She will protect me." She climbed up on the bed with him and they both had a peaceful night together.
The other things about dogs...I think most of the are ugly. Sure puppies are cute and so are kitties BUT they grow up. Cats are NEVER cute. Dogs, well not most of the time. More often than not they are not cute. Heck the only dogs I think are cute are Tomba and Picabo and most of the time it is only Tomba. (Sorry Picabo)
Honey and Hunter at my dad's house weren't too bad either. They mostly kept to themselves unless you were on the couch and that is pretty much their home. They didn't bark so it was easy to forget they were even around. Besides, there were enough people around to pet them that I didn't have to do it.

The moral of the story...I am just not a dog person and I am happy to be married to someone who also is not a dog person. Ok yes I like "my" dogs but I sure don't like other people's dogs. I shall never again have to worry about taking care of a dog. (And don't worry, cats will never be considered either. If we have children, they will just have to go to friends and relatives to play with pets cause they aren't going to be in our house!)

(Tomba was named after Alberto Tomba. Picabo after Picabo Street and Keely after Jean Cluade Keely even though she was a girl. She was THE cutest dog ever! We couldn't name our dogs snowball and fluffy or other lame names like those.)